Here at Everything is Negotiable, we pride ourselves in getting the best geek products for our customers at great prices. The listed price is just a starting point. We consider all reasonable offers and are happy to haggle. Just use the contact form to let us know what you want (or are looking for) and give us an offer.

Our staff has had many accomplishments, including:

  • Walked on Mars

  • Crossed the Pacific in a canoe through a typhoon

  • Wrestled with polar bears, penguins, wolverines, lions, and really irritated small children in dire need of a nap

  • Put Tabasco on suicide wings

  • Stared down a corpse and forced it to blink first

  • Made Chuck Norris serve us tequila shots while dressed in a pink tutu

  • Prevented the Apocalypse (twice)

  • Outsmarted the Batman

  • Beaten the Hulk at arm wrestling

  • Outrun the Flash

  • Lifted Thor’s Hammer

  • Used the word inconceivable correctly

  • We drink coffee while watching radar

  • Stolen Donald Trump’s toupee

  • Hooked up with Princess Leia (actually true)

  • Force choked a Sith Lord

  • Owned a Tardis, Grabthar’s Hammer, 4 infinity stones, and a Green Lantern ring

  • Won 4 Olympic gold medals in bearding

  • Invented the color Mauve

  • Hacked a Russian election

  • Speaks 18 language (some are even real)

  • Is the very model of a modern major general

  • Bitten a postman

  • Invented calculus

  • Killed and resurrected Schrodinger’s cat

  • A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist

  • Likes his coffee like he likes his slaves – FREE

  • Never has to accept the things he cannot change since they don’t exist

  • A big damn hero

  • The sound that scares the bump in the night.